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1. A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?

A man runs along a hall with a piece of paper. When the lights flicker, he drops to his knees and begins to cry. Why?

Joke:

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish…………………………49
Adventurous…………………….Slept with everyone
Athletic……………………….0 breasts
Average looking…………………Moooo
Beautiful………………………Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure………………On medication
Free Spirit…………………….Junkie
New-Age………………………..Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded…………………….Desperate
Professional……………………Bitch
Voluptuous……………………..Very fat
Large frame…………………….Hugely fat
Wants soul mate…………………Stalker

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S ENGLISH:
Yes……………………………No
No…………………………….Yes
We need………………………..I want
I am sorry……………………..You’ll be sorry
We need to talk…………………You’re in trouble
Sure, go ahead………………….You better not
Do what you want………………..You will pay for this later
I am not upset………………….Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You’re attentive tonight…………Is sex all you ever think about

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN’S ENGLISH:
I am hungry…………………………I am hungry
I am sleepy…………………………I am sleepy
I am tired………………………….I am tired
Nice dress………………………….Nice cleavage!
I love you………………………….Let’s have sex now
I am bored………………………….Do you want to have sex
May I have this dance?……………….I’d like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?……………..I’d like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?…………I’d like to have sex with you.
I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit…..I’m gay.

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Hi, I would like to know what are the new cool shoes. I am very tired of wearing Puma shoes. I don’t like heels, I can’t wear them for school. I am going in 10th grade and I would like to know which shoes you consider cool and are going to be a real trend.

An overweight man received an e-mail advertising a program guaranteeing 10lb weight loss over 3 days. He was skeptical but had nothing to lose, so he sent his information back and signed up. A week later, he hears a knock at the door, and a beautiful 20 year old voluptuous redhead answers, wearing nothing but running shoes. She explains she is a representative of the weight loss company, and says, “If you catch me, you can have me!” Immediately, the man starts chasing her. After quite a bit of huffing and puffing, he finally manages to catch her and has his way. The woman appears each day for three days, with the same result. Then, the man weighs himself and finds he has indeed lost 10 pounds.

He is enthused, so decides to sign up for the 5 day 20 lb weight loss program. The next day, a very athletic blond appears at the door, wearing nothing but running shoes. She explains who she is, and says, “If you catch me, you can have me!” Again the man chases. The athletic woman gives him a great run for his money, being in excellent shape, but again he catches her to have his way. After 5 days of the routine, the man weighs himself again and finds he has indeed lost 20 more pounds.

He is delighted and calls the company to ask for their maximum program…lose 50 lbs in 10 days. “Are you sure, sir?” the rep asks. “This is the most intense program we sell.” “Of course!” the man replies. “Your program really works great and I haven’t felt so good in years!”

A few days later, the man hears a knock at the door, and opens it to find a huge, burly, hairy, menacing man standing there. He explains he is a representative of the weight loss company and tells him, “If I catch you, your a** is mine!”

i need some name brand (for example puma, nike, asics, adidas etc.) athletic shoes for cheep because i’m buying these and all my new school clothes at the same time.– no more than $60– i need all white (or almost all white) athletic shoes for cheerleading because we aren’t getting all matching shoes this year… i need websites… please!!! links accepted =)
please dont say ebay or amazon i dont like bidding on things- and yes i know they have buy it now but i dont want used shoes

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Finding the right style and fit of shoes can take awhile, so it’s best to devote a little time to trying on different sized shoes. Insist that the salesman measure both feet, a…

Practice makes perfect
Finding the right style and fit of shoes can take awhile, so it’s best to devote a little time to trying on different sized shoes. Insist that the salesman measure both feet, a…

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