Open Question: Best weight loss program
Monday, August 4th, 2008An overweight man received an e-mail advertising a program guaranteeing 10lb weight loss over 3 days. He was skeptical but had nothing to lose, so he sent his information back and signed up. A week later, he hears a knock at the door, and a beautiful 20 year old voluptuous redhead answers, wearing nothing but running shoes. She explains she is a representative of the weight loss company, and says, “If you catch me, you can have me!” Immediately, the man starts chasing her. After quite a bit of huffing and puffing, he finally manages to catch her and has his way. The woman appears each day for three days, with the same result. Then, the man weighs himself and finds he has indeed lost 10 pounds.
He is enthused, so decides to sign up for the 5 day 20 lb weight loss program. The next day, a very athletic blond appears at the door, wearing nothing but running shoes. She explains who she is, and says, “If you catch me, you can have me!” Again the man chases. The athletic woman gives him a great run for his money, being in excellent shape, but again he catches her to have his way. After 5 days of the routine, the man weighs himself again and finds he has indeed lost 20 more pounds.
He is delighted and calls the company to ask for their maximum program…lose 50 lbs in 10 days. “Are you sure, sir?” the rep asks. “This is the most intense program we sell.” “Of course!” the man replies. “Your program really works great and I haven’t felt so good in years!”
A few days later, the man hears a knock at the door, and opens it to find a huge, burly, hairy, menacing man standing there. He explains he is a representative of the weight loss company and tells him, “If I catch you, your a** is mine!”