Resolved Question: "What happened??" Click here for the riddles.
1. A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?
A man runs along a hall with a piece of paper. When the lights flicker, he drops to his knees and begins to cry. Why?
Joke:
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish…………………………49
Adventurous…………………….Slept with everyone
Athletic……………………….0 breasts
Average looking…………………Moooo
Beautiful………………………Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure………………On medication
Free Spirit…………………….Junkie
New-Age………………………..Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded…………………….Desperate
Professional……………………Bitch
Voluptuous……………………..Very fat
Large frame…………………….Hugely fat
Wants soul mate…………………Stalker
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S ENGLISH:
Yes……………………………No
No…………………………….Yes
We need………………………..I want
I am sorry……………………..You’ll be sorry
We need to talk…………………You’re in trouble
Sure, go ahead………………….You better not
Do what you want………………..You will pay for this later
I am not upset………………….Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You’re attentive tonight…………Is sex all you ever think about
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN’S ENGLISH:
I am hungry…………………………I am hungry
I am sleepy…………………………I am sleepy
I am tired………………………….I am tired
Nice dress………………………….Nice cleavage!
I love you………………………….Let’s have sex now
I am bored………………………….Do you want to have sex
May I have this dance?……………….I’d like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?……………..I’d like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?…………I’d like to have sex with you.
I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit…..I’m gay.
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